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Britney's New Video Look, Y'all!

Britney Spears was snapped in this Western stripper '60s widow getup, an unfortunate look for the video of her first song in years, "Get Back."

Brit's up-to-there skirt revealed a pair of black silk panties, which inspired gratitude in paparazzi assigned to photograph the pop mom hot mess.

"Get Back" might be the hoped for comeback tune for Miss B, after two kids, a divorce, various trips to rehab, a head-shaving lark, an unsettling tirade with an umbrella, estrangement from her mother and an unforgettable series of shocking panty pix and crotchographs.



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31. Skank is too nice for her... shes a nobody and an unfit mother. Hopefully her kids dont end up as mentally unstable as she is...Its only a matter of time before she has another embarrassing break down. Maybe this time she will shave her arm pits.

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 19th 2007 by MAKES ME PUKE

32. hallelujah !!! Shes back!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 19th 2007 by donimo

33. She's doing the old whorey stuff she did five years ago, except now she looks like she's been ridden more times than Seabiscuit. Absolutely worthless!

Posted at 7:05PM on Jul 19th 2007 by henry

34. everytime I look at her I cant help but laugh. All I see is a crazy bald headed freak throwing a temper tantrum.. LOL

Posted at 7:06PM on Jul 19th 2007 by has been

35. I've got to say upfront that I don't like britney spears. I find her arrogance & mental instability to be annoying. I say arrogance, because she can't even get her personal life in order (or any cemblance of order), and now she wants to also be her own manager & publicist? A previous poster said it best; britney's idea of publicity is to be photographed falling down drunk, exposing her crotch or flashing her boobs. Oy vey... Given what an overwhelming media whore she is, and doesn't have anything to back it up with (her previous recordings revealed she can't sing, her dancing (if you want to call it that; ooh yeah, shake that ass again for the 99th time) is laughable, and her songwriting is a joke), I don't think it will be too long before we see her doing porn.

That being said, I heard her single "get back" today, and I was curious whether we'd actually hear her true voice this time. After hearing it, I've got to say that it's absolute crap. It's got a lot of beeps & chirps, but not much musical continuity. The lyrics are attrocious (yes, she wrote them; add songwriting to the list of things that she delusionally thinks she can do but can't). And, then there's her singing. Oh My God, her singing. I've heard 2 cats fighting that sounded better than this. As usual, she's stubbornly fallen back on her little cutesy girl singing, with the usual dose of overwhelming studio effects & overdubbing. Simply put, SHE CAN'T SING.

So, all you britney fans who have been waiting for your girl to step up to the plate, she doesn't. This kind of garbage is a slap in the face of anyone who is a fan. Maybe it's time for y'all to admit the obvious; she's a has-been. You'd be better served to find someone who actually has talent, and is worthy of your adoration...

Posted at 7:08PM on Jul 19th 2007 by EEEECK

36. She looks like a hooker from back alley on Detroy...

Posted at 7:09PM on Jul 19th 2007 by JoeTorrance

37. WOW!!! Britney looks awesome!!!!

Posted at 7:11PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Nikki 123

38. CPS should look inside her home again and think about removing the children under the "dingbat" code.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 19th 2007 by emmazoe

39. she is not ready for any kind of a comeback, this will flop bigtime.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 19th 2007 by casey

40. Breath Heavy with those Marlboros ! Rediculous. So uncool and teenage goth fake wanna be

Posted at 7:19PM on Jul 19th 2007 by sean+jayden=Menendez brothers in the making

41. lmao i love the seabiscut remark. when she sings she sounds like she is plugging her nose, god I wish this skankasaurus would go away. she can't sing so she is trying to sell crap by dressing like a whore. this might work when she was younger, but if she had real talant she wouldn't have to show her skanky crotch to the whole world. she would be better off going to school for some much needed education.

Posted at 7:19PM on Jul 19th 2007 by twitney stinks like rotten fish crotch

42. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMNNNNNN *IN A CHRIS TUCKER VOICE*

Posted at 7:20PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Ricky Tick Tock Boom

43. IS THIS HOW A MOTHER OF 2 SHOULD LOOK????? SHE DEFINITELY HAS LOT'S OF EXPLAINING TO DO, TO HER CHILDREN WHEN THEY GROW UP.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 19th 2007 by jerry gonzalez

44. oh yes i forgot she also stinks like a dirty ashtray, besides rotten fish ewwwwwww nasty HO BAG

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 19th 2007 by twitney stinks like rotten fish crotch

45. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SHE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D



STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



WOOOOW THIS GONNA BE THE COMEBACK OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I'M SO HAAAAAAAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BRITNEY'S BACK PARTY .... MEXICO CITY..... JULY 27TH


......LIVERPOOL 100 ...... POISON PARADISE OFICIAL FAN CLUB MÉX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:29PM on Jul 19th 2007 by EMILIO

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